talents include: making my dumb friends laugh at my even dumber jokes

so this happened a couple nights ago. don’t know what the f is on his face…

so this happened a couple nights ago. don’t know what the f is on his face…

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

(Source: jesusthelastairbender)

brokendildo:

this would be cute if I didn’t know about bronys

brokendildo:

this would be cute if I didn’t know about bronys

toopunktofuck:

one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

eluciidate:

pretending to be sober at convenience stores

-whatabeautifuldisaster:

madselfiegame:

fataleflare:

weloveshortvideos:

Kitty fart

Vine by Cersei

I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHYYY

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

I’M DONE

JUST KIDDING FUCK THE FOSTERS WHAT THE FUCK NO

so many of the themes and plots in The Fosters hit home so hard.

but i love it.

  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]