deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

(Source: deucebasket)

Anonymous:
are the tix sold yet?

yeah, sorry! :(

bigstupidbaby:

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could of handled the situation better 

masqverades:

do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same thing keeps happening and you end up in this pattern of mediocrity. 

(Source: clavacles)

oracularfires:

i’m majoring in self-pity with a double minor in procrastination and crying

(Source: urbancatfitters)

lackyannie:

tastefullyoffensive:

[killerkenyan]

that is the face of someone who has been deeply betrayed.

lackyannie:

tastefullyoffensive:

[killerkenyan]

that is the face of someone who has been deeply betrayed.

lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

bangniam:

things to say during sex

  • gee whiz
  • are you feeling it now mister krabs
  • shark bait ooh ha ha
  • lets win this for mother russia
  • whats your gamertag
  • getcha head in the game
  • PULL THE LEVER KRONK

(Source: literallyrad)

sweetnlowgrey:

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

even when you know homework is due..

australiansanta:

im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting

ballpm:

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

(Source: caonii)