hotdaughter:

choke me

not sexually

like actually kill me

it’s hard to keep pretending that everything is alright. 

how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

outraged:

I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off

(Source: outraged)

  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon
eresnore:

leto-hiddles-batch:

marypussypoppins:

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn

Or a murder

Or both

eresnore:

leto-hiddles-batch:

marypussypoppins:

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn

Or a murder

Or both

(Source: littleanimalgifs)

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

(Source: deucebasket)

Anonymous:
are the tix sold yet?

yeah, sorry! :(

bigstupidbaby:

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could of handled the situation better 

masqverades:

do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same thing keeps happening and you end up in this pattern of mediocrity. 

(Source: clavacles)

oracularfires:

i’m majoring in self-pity with a double minor in procrastination and crying

(Source: urbancatfitters)